1) Tanks that run off before you are ready. They don't get heals
2) People who start telling you how you should be healing ("wtf why did you use that spell"). They don't get heals.
3) People who yell out for heals (especially repeatedly). They don't get heals.
4) Great healing that results in everyone saying "this is a good tank!" People who say that, don't get heals.

5) DPS warriors named 'pvpwarrior' (or the like) who charge into the mobs at the same time as the actual tank, then hits bladestorm. They don't get heals.
6) DPS who claims that the (new) tank isn't doing enough threat and then follows up by blowing every single cooldown. They don't get heals.

7) Deathknight wannabe tanks who signed up like tanks for faster lfg , don't get heals
8.) people who don't respect nature , don't get heals
9) guys in dresses who always carry roses and dreaming of pink drakes and have bunnies in there bags , DO get heals

People who kill squirrels get extra heals
Guys in dresses with bunnies and pink drakes need more than healing . . . . (Wouldn't the pink drake EAT the bunnies? Or is that what the bunnies are for, to be bait?)

Just started healing...but this sounds complicated!! Ill have to write this down .

Characters named Verann or Fletcher including any alt = no heals